March 2012
oingo boingo - Let’s Take THe Whole Day off
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strepsis:
I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person.
“So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess so,” he said.
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February 2012
1 tag
i love my stupid friends and my stupid self
idiotfag:
do you ever start typing a text post and then realize youre an idiot
yes
food in real life never tastes as good as i imagine it tasting in cartoons
dumbassfils ha risposto al tuo post : I think I’m falling in love with you
i have feelings for you alex groans. tons and tons of feelings
im sorry that ive tricked so so many people
ihope none of them are sexual
or maybe this is one of my famous ‘jokes’
brotherwife asked: I think I'm falling in love with you
annabelle getting me a boyfriend on omegle
Stranger: looking for a girl to have fun with on Skype...
You: Kwa kwa Kwa Kwa kwa EEH EH EHKaw Kaw i'm a girl
Stranger: Asl
You: im a bird hunter too
You: i hunt birds
You: but i'm a pretty girl
Stranger: :S
You: i can call birds in over 40 languages
You: and i can decode mating calls in a snap
You: my name is Alex D. (groans.tumblr.com)
You: will u be my boyfriend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
1 tag
my family is really cool and pretty hassle-free and if you want ‘in’ then you have to marry me
its that easy
memory bank
mom and aunt linda pouring vodka into waterbottles so they can sneak it into a billy idol concert
Anonymous asked: ur funnye and i want to be friends
related: i dont like leaving anon messages cause im worried people will be able to secretly deduce its me and then you guys will know how cool and good i think yall are and i cant have that
no no no
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
o k
dingraha ha risposto alla tua foto: RARE bot with identifiable personality disorder
in the future all bots wil be just as exhausting and irksome to have conversations with as most modertately attractive Reals
alex d says: *BOTS bearcatboy68@aol.com (E-mail address not verified) says: *if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz *what’s a bot??
convergence point with human...
animalplanet ha risposto al tuo post : look
alex is on an adventure and finds taco belle
it’s old style and different
im using mcdonalds wifi i feel very cool
