January 2012
i hope there is unprotected wifi at this place
December 2011
ohhh im a big fag
laurinor:
i lik dicks in my butt cus im a big fucking faggot.
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Take advantage of pheromones and scents: The scents of lemons, doughnuts and licorice increase penile blood flow (just smell, don’t eat or it will slow the blood flow down). For women, it’s licorice and cucumbers. (The phallic shape subconsciously plays a large part in that.) Another good one to smell for: baby powder. It makes the female partner think of sex (the evolutionary goal), at least...
sailoraaliyah hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: my arm looks cool here
hi alex!!!!
hey :-)
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“I AM THE LONELIEST MAN IN THE WORLD BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY FREE MAN ON EARTH, IS...”
– Ron Paul (via sonofapritch)
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hydromorphone:
groans.tumblr.com
thank you
ok stop putting notes on my thing
you are making me regret having a quality blog with lots of funny posts and pictures
there, just saved my ~2898 most recent tweets to a .txt file
im not going back for the rest of them
i converted to atheism after reading a one star review of the bible on amazon.com
literaltoddler hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: check the file extension o0o0o0o0o
its not workin :(
it is for me and ITS GREAT
both jake and david reblogged the same post so now im sitting here and im watching the notes just roll on in and for each one i get im taking a dollar out of my bank account and throwing it into a kiddie pool
the real goal here is to get to where ever the black helicopters arent
im busy having some thoughts and feelings
im digging little holes all over your lawn and you better fucking deal with it cause im not going to stop
